Ok. Odds are if the feds find this I'm a dead man walking, so listen up and listen close. This is a post about "North Dakota."
Everyone knows that Area 51 is in New Mexico. So when you go there, you might be driving through the desert minding your own business and come across "Roswell." So I have a question, if the government is so good at hiding all of this and silencing anyone who tries to reveal the crash landing, my first question to you is why is it such common knowledge that thats where it is?
Question 2. Ever met anyone from North Dakota? Didn't think so. Ever heard of any big name atheletes or super stars from North Dakota? Nope. Ever vacationed there, seen a "Made in ND" label or even flown over it? Point, set, match.
Fact of the matter is folks, "North Dakota" isn't a real place. That's where the aliens landed, in a plot of land that used to just be empty space. On November 2, 1889, Benjamin Harrison admitted this state to the Union. At the same time, he admitted South Dakota. This clever tactic worked well for decieving the public into believing a lie. By simultaniously covering up the crash landing and creating another state, Harrison effectively fooled us all. "Of course North Dakota is real, there's a South Dakota." There sure is. And it's a damn fine cover up.
Now I know what some of you might say. You know someone from North Dakota. Ya well think about that person for a second. Are they a little odd? Hmmmm. I wonder why? Could it be because they're a plant, sent by the feds to remind us of the "state's" existance? You decide.
Have you ever driven through North Dakota, or flown over it? If so, do you remember anything about that time? Any landmarks, any events in the car or the plane? Maybe you remeber the "Now Entering" sign, but that's it. Then an empty spot in your memory and *poof* you're in Montana.
Still not convinced? One final thought. Superdirectories.com. Lists of all kinds of information. http://www.superdirectories.com/?Branch_ID=691788 That there is what you get if you look up famous atheletes from North Dakota. I rest my case.
Everyone knows that Area 51 is in New Mexico. So when you go there, you might be driving through the desert minding your own business and come across "Roswell." So I have a question, if the government is so good at hiding all of this and silencing anyone who tries to reveal the crash landing, my first question to you is why is it such common knowledge that thats where it is?
Question 2. Ever met anyone from North Dakota? Didn't think so. Ever heard of any big name atheletes or super stars from North Dakota? Nope. Ever vacationed there, seen a "Made in ND" label or even flown over it? Point, set, match.
Fact of the matter is folks, "North Dakota" isn't a real place. That's where the aliens landed, in a plot of land that used to just be empty space. On November 2, 1889, Benjamin Harrison admitted this state to the Union. At the same time, he admitted South Dakota. This clever tactic worked well for decieving the public into believing a lie. By simultaniously covering up the crash landing and creating another state, Harrison effectively fooled us all. "Of course North Dakota is real, there's a South Dakota." There sure is. And it's a damn fine cover up.
Now I know what some of you might say. You know someone from North Dakota. Ya well think about that person for a second. Are they a little odd? Hmmmm. I wonder why? Could it be because they're a plant, sent by the feds to remind us of the "state's" existance? You decide.
Have you ever driven through North Dakota, or flown over it? If so, do you remember anything about that time? Any landmarks, any events in the car or the plane? Maybe you remeber the "Now Entering" sign, but that's it. Then an empty spot in your memory and *poof* you're in Montana.
Still not convinced? One final thought. Superdirectories.com. Lists of all kinds of information. http://www.superdirectories.com/?Branch_ID=691788 That there is what you get if you look up famous atheletes from North Dakota. I rest my case.
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if this is the kind of stuff i am going to be reading then consider me excited for the next post
ReplyDeletehahaha good to see ya lookin bro
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ReplyDeleteThank you agent Mulder
this is amazing..we need to get to work on the other schemes we talked about...i cant disclose info on this site..because like you said..the gov't might be watching...hahaha
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ReplyDeletedoug you never cease to amaze me =)
i must say i googled towns in north dakota... nothing really came up except for ghost town pictures and map views or really old photos.
ReplyDeleteCatherine VA sent me. And I am proof ND exists, and I can even answer some of the questions you have about it.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing, Darin Erstad is from Jamestown, ND I know this because they have a giant billboard of him that says "home of darin erstad".
Secondly, if you are born in ND you are forever condemned to stay there. They have one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country, which keeps many kids in town.
As for landmarks, I actually am going to link you a video I took myself standing by the World's Largest Buffalo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbGGfA75xNc
The thing of it is, you bring up good points, but the real reason for all of this, is that no one seems very proud of ND and not many admit they grew up there. And even less leave the state itself. If you were to drive through it, you would remember.....nothing. Because there is nothing there. When you enter ND it is like your head has been erased, when actually your head was just never filled with anything.
Conspiracy solved.